Stuff about the man that broke my car and gave me an ouchy
His name is Axel. That’s ironic.
His last name sounds like “scrotum”. That’s karma.
He tucks his pants into his socks and boots.
He drives a BMW that he ran through an intersection with and took out my ‘Bitch Wheels’.
His car looked way better than mine.
He’s insured – lucky. He will pay big premiums for years to come.
His blind spot is apparently much bigger than most of the human race.
He made me hit my head and now there’s a bump, a cut and a bruise.
I’m ok, but I don’t like him very much.
posted by sugar and spice at 5:22 PM
10 Comments:
You poor doll! I bet you'd look spectacular with some adorable bandages though. x
Sug! You need some TLC, stat. G force is probably tending to you yes? Are you taking time off work with your ouchy?
you want me to hurt him?
don't think i wouldn't...
watch out Axel, my bitches are on the prowl...
And don't think I wouldn't help Nadine either
Axle is a gonna. I will track him down and eat his BMW. I like eating. And the bigger the better.
Toadie from Neighbours.
Sugar, if you don't have a lawyer, I recommend Fitzroy Legal Service or some such handy pro bono office. He should pay... PAY!!! And document everything at this stage. Take photographs of your bruises/cuts/etc. Take note of exactly how much time you've taken to heal, every nightmare you have, any time off work etc. Even if you don't sue him, you never know if he's going to try it on. I was once served papers by the lawyer of a guy who ran me over. That's right. I was the pedestrian. He was speeding and even though I was the one laid out for weeks after rolling up his bonnet, smashing the windscreen, getting some killer air and then finding myself using the gutter as a pillow, it was HE who tried to sue ME!!! SUE THE MOFO LIKE HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA AFFORD A GERMAN MOTOR VEHICLE AGAIN!
Phew! So glad I'm emotionally over that event!
*facial twitch*
I finally caught up with the post, well after I heard the news. You know, with a name like Axel and the surname that sounds like 'scrotum', he should stand out, and there's a pretty good chance that of all the people who've read this post, one of them will eventually meet him. And wackiness may ensue.
I'll keep a handy brick/tire iron in my bag at all times, just in case.
(very glad I have seen with own 2 eyes that you are okay)
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