The Hoff
The other night over a delicious meal of katzudon that I lovingly prepared for my hot date and roomy, the conversation got around to just how heinous inter-office emails can be.
My hot roomy works for a large party supplier company, with around 200 employees. This means she is privy to many inter-office emails. Coming from a much smaller company I've got to admit, although I am annoyed by innane forwarded emails, I generally don't get that many. Perhaps, perhaps, I'd get one a day.
Hot Roomy shocked me by telling me she would probably, probably, receive one an hour. Having learnt that I would receive about an eigth of what she was receiving, she decided it only fair to make my life hell and forward them onto me. Bless.
The majority of her forwards at the moment tend to contain The Hoff. Yes, The (capital T) Hoff (capital H). You wouldn't think that a man of such limited acting ability could be stretched into so many email attachment genres! Somehow The Hoff finds a way, perhaps it's that manly chest. Mmmm... hairy.
To all of those that are dubious (and perhaps some of you that are just curious), here's what I've receive TODAY. Lord knows how many there are out there? Frankly, it freightens the shit out of me...
Ha ha ha! The squares say "Go to my room". Ha ha ha... Yes, Hoff.
Ha! Hoffy! That, totally rhymes with toffee! Clever.
Mmmm, The Hoff is totally up with the latest Hollywood hot-goss. How did he join the L.A.P.D. in time to arrest Russ, or is he just acting!? I can't tell! He's incredible.
Yes, well, way to combine two of the most annoying things ever. This one just makes me angry. The dumbfuck computer nerd that created this piece of sludge should have to listen to the stupid song/ringtone that he/she has infested our lives with. forevs.
If there is a message in this rant, it would be: if you ever send me any forwards that are not funny enough to make my neck muscle hurt from laughter, don't bother. If, for a lark, you think it'd be fun to flood my inbox with this junk, I totally know people that can fuck your shit up!
Thanks and Hoff on!
Love,
S & S
My hot roomy works for a large party supplier company, with around 200 employees. This means she is privy to many inter-office emails. Coming from a much smaller company I've got to admit, although I am annoyed by innane forwarded emails, I generally don't get that many. Perhaps, perhaps, I'd get one a day.
Hot Roomy shocked me by telling me she would probably, probably, receive one an hour. Having learnt that I would receive about an eigth of what she was receiving, she decided it only fair to make my life hell and forward them onto me. Bless.
The majority of her forwards at the moment tend to contain The Hoff. Yes, The (capital T) Hoff (capital H). You wouldn't think that a man of such limited acting ability could be stretched into so many email attachment genres! Somehow The Hoff finds a way, perhaps it's that manly chest. Mmmm... hairy.
To all of those that are dubious (and perhaps some of you that are just curious), here's what I've receive TODAY. Lord knows how many there are out there? Frankly, it freightens the shit out of me...
Ha ha ha! The squares say "Go to my room". Ha ha ha... Yes, Hoff.
Ha! Hoffy! That, totally rhymes with toffee! Clever.
Mmmm, The Hoff is totally up with the latest Hollywood hot-goss. How did he join the L.A.P.D. in time to arrest Russ, or is he just acting!? I can't tell! He's incredible.
Yes, well, way to combine two of the most annoying things ever. This one just makes me angry. The dumbfuck computer nerd that created this piece of sludge should have to listen to the stupid song/ringtone that he/she has infested our lives with. forevs.
If there is a message in this rant, it would be: if you ever send me any forwards that are not funny enough to make my neck muscle hurt from laughter, don't bother. If, for a lark, you think it'd be fun to flood my inbox with this junk, I totally know people that can fuck your shit up!
Thanks and Hoff on!
Love,
S & S
posted by sugar and spice at 1:45 PM
21 Comments:
I saw a Hasselhoff LP in a music shop that was worth 700$. How does that make you feel? Have a great weekend.
I'm guessing said music shop was in Germany..
or at least hoping.
Surely no other country would have actual non-ironic taste for The Hoff?
I have seen and touched (In person) No not Hasslefoff BUT his many many MANY GOLD LP'S for mega sales in mega places.
Can I just say I love The HOffinator. I WOULD sleep with him and I DO have a couple of cd's of his and i HAVE been to a concert in germany. And I DO have a stairmaster.
The record shop was in Bondi Junction. I can't even appreciate David in an ironic sense.
this post is so hoffputting. x
cotton, dr and rougey... this is all very disturbing. Especially you rouge.
nadine, you is just a cracker.
Lovin' you-oh...is easy cos yo beautifall....do do dobiddy do.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Thought I wasnt looking, didnt ya?
Two things that don't make sense in this world.
*Russell Crowe doesn't have mobile phone with his wife's number on it. Que Pasa?
*11 million people worldwide (and rising) have bought the Crazy Frog ringtone and they have made US$25m profit on it. Oh yes, that bugger's gonna be on our TV for sometime to come.
and what's he doing in new york if he joined the lapd?
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