Criminal Acts Against: SUSHI
Recently I have moved work premises. It’s in the far West of Melbourne. There’s not a lot out here. The closest shopping precinct is a little scary and in a totally woosey way I don’t really want to go there by myself again. EVER. For example, last time I was there, there was a man in a parachute material tracksuit hitting his head up against the pay phone. He was also muttering stuff. Creepy.
There is a shopping centre nearby, which is also scary, but mainly because there are many women/barely teenagers mothers with screaming kids. Not really my scene.
Anyway… every now and then I have to go to the supermarket for supplies for the lab. It may worry you to know that I have been to the food court there on occasion when my purchasing of goods is complete.
There is something that worries me immensely every time I visit this food court.
TWO OUT OF THE FOUR EATERIES SELL DEEP FRIED SUSHI!
Let me reiterate: DEEP FRIED SUSHI!
Does this strike everyone as incredibly wrong? One can only imagine how it came about.
“Hey Shaz, this sushi stuff looks healthy and not golden brown. It doesn’t feel right.”
“You’re right Merle. People won’t know what to do with it. Hang on! I’ve got and idea…”
I’ve tried to find pictures of it so you could all look upon it with contempt, alas there are none. I’m taking this as a positive as I hope this disease is confined to this one food court. Alternatively I was thinking of purchasing a FRIED SUSHI for myself to take a photo, but I couldn’t bring myself to commit that crime. You’ll just have to put your trust in me and believe that it does exist. Fear not! As I plan to stamp out this injustice, so the world can carry on unharmed by this heinous act!*
*I am totally not overreacting here
posted by sugar and spice at 9:39 AM
15 Comments:
Kinda like Tempura but not at all. Reminds of the beautiful Scottish with their deep fried fetish...Mars Bars are the top seller followed closely by Cheesecake. Medic!!
i'll say it again...
WRONGTOWN!
Deep fried sushi? That's disgusting!
It kinda reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Moe lowers a tray of food, complete with wine bottle and candles, into a deep-fryer.
can you supersize it?
i'd lay money on there being a 'meal deal' nads. chips and a 500mL coke.
my gawdt! it sounds better all the time.
tuppence - the simpsons are so on top of this shizz
Yellow sushi? I think I've now heard it all.
But I did have the most amazing food ever the other day at Teppanzan which was Japanese Pizza. Almost as good as the ducking.
P.S. Missed ya
did you think i would just dissapear?
i spose you'd 'deep fry' "her" as well
remember "her" i won't mention names but you know what i mean
i can't believe you'd just walk away from all this
and what's with your stupid obsession with your hair
GET OVER YOURSELF!!!
got something to say then say it to me directly!!
moli7674 at hotmail.com
wha?
Darling, did you just get cyber slagged?
Who on earth would do such a thing?
i think someone slagged me, but i don't know who "her" is and i don't know why this person thinks i'm obsessed with my hair. i don't even brush!
rest assured moli7674 i would not deep fry "her", whoever she may be
"Hey, we've got this wonderful raw fish in this rice roll, what can we do to ruin it? I know: let's cook it!"
DUDE Take my image off your site! You are totally jacking my statistics!
DUDE! LIKE TOTALLY! OMG LOL ETC!
I've been finding almost all of my city eastside new restaurant sushi upper york here
speaking of wrongtown there is also the chav delicasy known as the deep friend mars bar.
That would make a nice dessert after your sushi.
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