Friday, April 29, 2005

People I like to laugh at

Because I'm into food an' junk let's do this as a menu, it'll be fun for you and me!

Entree

An entree not for the weak hearted. This is a dense and tough starter, which may linger around for much longer than you'd first expect. However, this dish will satisfy anyone who needs to laugh at someone with a large dose of stupidity.


Lori and Bolo (The Amazing Race 6)
L: Bolo, where'd you put your freakin' neck, you idiot!
B: Shut up, Lori! Stop talking to me -- it's always my fault isn't it?!

I'm a MASSIVE fan of The Amazing Race and was almost upset last night that it was the last episode in the series. Except for the fact that the new season starts next week!, with other reality TV stars!

Anyway... Lori and Bolo are stupid, like real stupid! It's great, they yell at each other all the time. They're professional wrestlers and have certainly damaged themselves somehow through their chosen profession. However, they obviously love each other stacks and are sweet in a watch-out-or-i'll-twist-your-arm-til-it-breaks kinda way.


Main

A healthy appetite of Complete Idiocy must be needed to eat your way through this meal. Upon looking at it you may feel like emptying your stomach, but if you can endure the pain the inevitable humiliation will make this meal all worth while.


Warrick Capper - Dick. Head.

It may come as no surprise that Wazza was the inspiration for this post. He's a moron.

He was on Celebrity Big Brother and was kicked out because he flashed his penis at the female contestants.

He's just released his memoirs, in which he admits taking speed, twice, before a game. This has totally 'rocked the footballing community' (how 60 minutes did that sound!).

He's married to an equally dim witted woman, who creepily looks like him. And I wish I could find a picture of her in all her creepiness.

What makes him funny is that he seems oblivious to the fact that he's the stupidest man alive. He totally thinks people are interested in his 'hotness' and 'intellect'. ahahahhaa. Fool.


Dessert

Nothing is as sweet as a vapid mind. This light and airy desert makes even her drool, although I'm sure she's a big drooler anyway.


Anna Nicole Smith - there's too much wrong for a witty and susinct comment here

It was really hard deciding on which picture to add in here. There is so much visual trash on this woman, check it for yourself.

I don't really have to say much do I? She'd be a huge waste of space, if she wasn't so funny to point and laugh at.



Other items on the menu that had to be cut:
*Dubya Bush. But he's so stupid, and powerful that he's not funny anymore.
*Terri Hatcher. She's got a 5 finger Hogan (a Hogan is a made up word that a guy I know, Sam, made up. It means the space in between your pants - around the crutch area. It's measured in 'fingers', 5 being the highest.
*Nikki Webster. But I think she deserves a break.
*Bec Cartwright. I don't like her, but I don't think she's funny.




Who's on your menu?

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