Wednesday, March 23, 2005

What makes me crap my cottontails?

I may have mentioned this before, but the season is right for me to emphasise the point…

I am actually Easter-Bunnyphobic. There I’ve said it.

It’s creepy. Let’s recap: It’s a big rabbit that comes into the house and leaves chocolate for kids. Tell me that in this day and age that would not sort of be considered an offence.

It frightens the crap out of me. As a child I had reoccurring nightmares of a huge pink rabbit with crazy eyebrows, blood shot eyes and razor sharp steel teeth coming for me in my sleep. Sometimes, especially around this time of year, I still have that dream.

Mostly I don’t get scared of things coming into my house and eating me. But you see the Easter Bunny is ALLOWED to come into your house. You’re parents actually endorse it. Not like a Vampire that has to be INVITED into your house, or Santa who has that delightful chimney shtick.

Also the chocolate thing. Look, I’m not against chocolate, but we’re not best mates. It kinda makes me feel phlegmy and blagh. However, I’m a girl and sometimes there is no choice but to eat chocolate phlegm or no phlegm (how good is that word to write)… Annnyway, Easter Bunny, you win no favours by bestowing chocolate upon me.

A picture speaks a thousand words right? Well, let’s journey through “Scary Easter Bunny”


this is scary for different reasons


this is the shit i'm talking about. in my head he's thinking "i'm going to eat this baby, bonnet and all."


argh!


and apparantly EB is a dealer to the kids in school

11 Comments:

Blogger ms fits said...

I love that LeeLee is scared of Santa and you of the Easter Bunny. You two should totally get a room.

2:49 pm  
Blogger sugar and spice said...

fits, we'd make your spa parties look like childs play (ewww, poor comparison).

we are perfect for each other though huh

2:58 pm  
Blogger Ukulele said...

Those whore heels on the 'flamboyant' bunny (read: flaming homo) made me laugh snort.

There, there Suges.

My guess is you packed stiff ones over Donnie Darko, right?

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Blogger sugar and spice said...

so glad you mentioned donnie.

was trying to work it in. happy you dropped it in.

loved it. was fully packin'.

btw. how hot are the chicks that post on my blog! never have i laid eye's on such ravashing beauties. bless.

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Blogger Arlz said...

As a kid I was sure those little Easter eggs covered in foil were Easter Bunny poo. I’m not totally convinced they’re not.

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Blogger Clem said...

That first photo is truly terrifying. I want my mama!!

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