Thursday, December 02, 2004

I've made it, I've really made it

What do I have in common with these fine, upstanding women?

Well, yeah, there's the obvious... the hotness and the like incredible intelligence.

But there's also this:

Yes blog fans. I'm pleased to announce my new range of beauty products. As my press release says:
"Sweet, warm and spicy. Ring any bells? Our Sugar & Spice gifts are only available in all things nice, for the girly girls on your gift list. Special edition only."

I really couldn't have done it without the love and support of all of you. It just means so much to me that *hic* I have been able to accomplish so much *sob*.

Each and everyone of you have a special place in my heart.

*cue exit music*

... and just because I've hit the big time doesn't mean I'll forget about the little people!

Thank you. Thank you.

*escorted off stage*


Blogger Lee Lee said...

Are you fucking kidding me??? You are so close to perfect that I am about to propose that we wed on line right now! Beauty products in sexy packaging is one of my obsessions.

Congratulations Sugar and Spice and all things nicer then we ever imagined!

10:45 am  
Blogger Lee Lee said...

Hang on, did you really create these or am I having leg pulled?

Either way I’m still considering marriage

12:06 pm  
Blogger apples said...

I'm totally not gettin this...

12:09 pm  
Blogger sugar and spice said...

would it be spoiling the fun to say that it's just a range that the body shop has brought out? that just happens to be the same name as my cyber name?

yes it would. so... i've created the whole range. even the exfoliating glove. i'm that clever.

what don't you understand apple?

12:28 pm  
Blogger Lee Lee said...

Okay, I got suckered BUT only because I totally think you could do it because of that mysterious job you have.

1:17 pm  
Blogger knifey said...

you know LITTLE PEOPLE???!!!!

how little are we talking here?

like, dwarfs'n'shit?

3:44 pm  
Blogger sugar and spice said...

i have a feeling if i say 'yes, knifey i do know little people." you'd want me to introduce them to you, so you could fulfill some weird sexual fantasy.

sure i know 'little people'. they prefer to be called 'tiny human freaks' though.

4:05 pm  
Blogger Lee Lee said...

Do they like being called ‘cannon fodder’?

9:30 am  
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