Monday, November 29, 2004

Post-Office Party

What should you not do at an office Christmas Party?

1) Bail up the CEO (and major shareholder) and tell him what you think needs improving within the company. And give your opinions on who is working for the powers of good and evil. Then go on to suggest that you should have a weekly meeting with said CEO every Tuesday at 9.00am (I’ll bring the coffee – not that freeze dried crud).
2) Sing ABBA’s Dancing Queen.
3) Tell various members of Senior Management where you see yourself and what your goals are for the future. OK doesn’t sound too bad. But if it’s 1.00am after bucket loads of beer, the sincerity tends to get lost.
4) Turn up to the hotel with worlds hottest cowboy boots. Walk in and feel all eyes upon you. Then receive compliments for the rest of the night because you’re ‘different’ and ‘out there’.

Who am I kidding? These are the best bit of the night. And for the record, my boss was the one to drag me up for the Dancing Queen episode.

Then to top it all off: A couple of office kids (when I say kids our overweight-chain-smoking-teeth-missing 52 y.o. Purchasing Manager came along too. He’s my favourite person at work) and I wondered into Ding Dong – purely by chance and I got to rub shoulders with totally outrageous bloggers. Sweet.

Off to Pony until 5, when I just couldn’t hack it anymore.

'Tis the season.


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